I’m a performance artist, and I need a bird that’s down to be in a groundbreaking act with me. It’s important my bird realizes that the star of this spectacle and will carry the show. My show will really improve because they’ll add to already unprecedented events. People will be so impressed all that talent can fit in such a bird! Our show is going to be so good, we’ll be performing together . An important part of a great show is the wardrobe, and that’s why we’ll be dressed in such attire. This bird is going to be incredible, which is why they’ll require care. For all of these reasons, my ideal bird is .